saal 2010 fab 13.. subha 6 baje.. ringggg! ringggg! ringggg! ringggg!...(alarm roz ki tarah baja...)
main roz ki tarah utha our bresh kiya greaser on ker main niche aaya kichan se mommy our chaichi ki awaaz aarahi thi..(mommy 44 ki hai our chachi 29 ki )
main kichan mai aaya our dodno ko good morning kaha...
me : good morning ...!..
chachi : ab tak to bad morning thi rahul abhi shayed tumeh dekh ne ke baad good hojaye ...hai na bhabhi...?
mom: ha ha mera beda hai hi aisa jo bhi dekha us ka din sawarde....
(chachi mere paas aake chaide huwe kehne lagi mere kaan me)
chachi: aji din to sawarta hi hai humari raat kab wawaar do ge...
(this was not the first time chachi was talking to me like that but i never minded that..actuall my chacha ji is fat guy and hi is 40 now i knew that chachi was not setisfied in her bed ...she even use to seduce me by flashing her body many times...)
me: ok chachi can i have some bread and jam..please..
chahci : sure any time ..(she came near again and whispered again..) dont u like buns and butter with that the are soft...
me ...hen! (i made sound like i was coughing ...)
(she smiled and left the kitchen )
chahi: bhabhi i will get fresh and get ready...ok...
mom : ok meena but dont take time ..your bhayyaji will be here any moment...
me : daddy ..?
mom: yes we are going to uttara khand ..
me: uttara khan why...?
mom: meena's mama is unwell and is admitted to hospital daddy was going to visit him and asked us to join ...
me: oh then where is daddy now ...?
mom: hi has gone on your duty to delever the vegitables and salt to hotel today ...
me : and why did he do that..?
mom: because u dont need to take then from now u need to take some time to wake in the morning...
me : wow! but all of a sudden why did u all thought of givine me this gift mom....?
mom: beta kuch bhi free nahi milta ...tume ab se roz geeta ko school le jana pade ga...
me: what!...mooom ! i dont like this ha.. to Carrie vagitatiopn is better to drop geeta to school ...please daddy ko bolo main nahi kerne wala...please...
mom: beta maan ja issme tera hi faida hai....
me: our mera faida kya hoga ismain...mom...
mom : khudhi deklhle wo pada envolop tere saamne ...
me: yeh...wow this is the papers of a nissan pickup ...oh my god ! daddy bought it for me...?
where is it now mom...
mom : daddy took it for a trail ..there he comes look there ...
me : oh daddy thank for this ...love u daddy ...
daddy: well come beta ...per is ke liye tume baat to maanni hogi ...
me: actually the deal is not fare but ok...i will take that whight cat to school...by the way where is she ..ha...?
daddy ..she too can spleep a little longer from now...actualluy laxmi i was always not comfortable taking geeta so early with me to drop her to school ...she was sick off waiting for her shool bus to come to the hotel everday...
..mom: but my little girl never complained about it na..she is such a good girl...
daddy : ha but..abhi wo badi dikne lagi hai our hotel main to tum jaanti ho kaise kaise log aate hai...
mom: accha kiya ji is bhuddu rahul ko gadi diladi aapne abhi meri biti ko subha jhaldi utke hotel per bus ka intezaar nahi kerna pade ga...our sachi main pata hi nahi chala humri gudya kab itni badi ho gayi ...kal hi baat hai ye usse khande pe leke phir ta tha..
daddy : our wo yaad hai rahul tuje kitna pita tha jub usse apni cycle se giraya tha tune...
mom: our meri beti apne pair per take lagane ke baad bhi bhayya bhyya kerrahi thi...badi samaj daar hai meri beti...
me:...geeta! ha she might be good girl for u all ..aske me...she is a cat always biting...
mom: dont u call my angle a cat...
me : ok ok baba ...kaha hai aapki angle...
mom : she might be sleeping ..go and wake her up...
...i was happy like i got my dream car ...i was tired of driving that khatara TATA SIARA...in that joy recalled every
main roz ki tarah utha our bresh kiya greaser on ker main niche aaya kichan se mommy our chaichi ki awaaz aarahi thi..(mommy 44 ki hai our chachi 29 ki )
main kichan mai aaya our dodno ko good morning kaha...
me : good morning ...!..
chachi : ab tak to bad morning thi rahul abhi shayed tumeh dekh ne ke baad good hojaye ...hai na bhabhi...?
mom: ha ha mera beda hai hi aisa jo bhi dekha us ka din sawarde....
(chachi mere paas aake chaide huwe kehne lagi mere kaan me)
chachi: aji din to sawarta hi hai humari raat kab wawaar do ge...
(this was not the first time chachi was talking to me like that but i never minded that..actuall my chacha ji is fat guy and hi is 40 now i knew that chachi was not setisfied in her bed ...she even use to seduce me by flashing her body many times...)
me: ok chachi can i have some bread and jam..please..
chahci : sure any time ..(she came near again and whispered again..) dont u like buns and butter with that the are soft...
me ...hen! (i made sound like i was coughing ...)
(she smiled and left the kitchen )
chahi: bhabhi i will get fresh and get ready...ok...
mom : ok meena but dont take time ..your bhayyaji will be here any moment...
me : daddy ..?
mom: yes we are going to uttara khand ..
me: uttara khan why...?
mom: meena's mama is unwell and is admitted to hospital daddy was going to visit him and asked us to join ...
me: oh then where is daddy now ...?
mom: hi has gone on your duty to delever the vegitables and salt to hotel today ...
me : and why did he do that..?
mom: because u dont need to take then from now u need to take some time to wake in the morning...
me : wow! but all of a sudden why did u all thought of givine me this gift mom....?
mom: beta kuch bhi free nahi milta ...tume ab se roz geeta ko school le jana pade ga...
me: what!...mooom ! i dont like this ha.. to Carrie vagitatiopn is better to drop geeta to school ...please daddy ko bolo main nahi kerne wala...please...
mom: beta maan ja issme tera hi faida hai....
me: our mera faida kya hoga ismain...mom...
mom : khudhi deklhle wo pada envolop tere saamne ...
me: yeh...wow this is the papers of a nissan pickup ...oh my god ! daddy bought it for me...?
where is it now mom...
mom : daddy took it for a trail ..there he comes look there ...
me : oh daddy thank for this ...love u daddy ...
daddy: well come beta ...per is ke liye tume baat to maanni hogi ...
me: actually the deal is not fare but ok...i will take that whight cat to school...by the way where is she ..ha...?
daddy ..she too can spleep a little longer from now...actualluy laxmi i was always not comfortable taking geeta so early with me to drop her to school ...she was sick off waiting for her shool bus to come to the hotel everday...
..mom: but my little girl never complained about it na..she is such a good girl...
daddy : ha but..abhi wo badi dikne lagi hai our hotel main to tum jaanti ho kaise kaise log aate hai...
mom: accha kiya ji is bhuddu rahul ko gadi diladi aapne abhi meri biti ko subha jhaldi utke hotel per bus ka intezaar nahi kerna pade ga...our sachi main pata hi nahi chala humri gudya kab itni badi ho gayi ...kal hi baat hai ye usse khande pe leke phir ta tha..
daddy : our wo yaad hai rahul tuje kitna pita tha jub usse apni cycle se giraya tha tune...
mom: our meri beti apne pair per take lagane ke baad bhi bhayya bhyya kerrahi thi...badi samaj daar hai meri beti...
me:...geeta! ha she might be good girl for u all ..aske me...she is a cat always biting...
mom: dont u call my angle a cat...
me : ok ok baba ...kaha hai aapki angle...
mom : she might be sleeping ..go and wake her up...
...i was happy like i got my dream car ...i was tired of driving that khatara TATA SIARA...in that joy recalled every